Thursday, April 24, 2008

Why do people like Hannah Montana a.k.a. Miley Cyrus?



Why the hell do people like Hannah Montana? She is just another plastic bimbo who is corrupting America's youth. Her TV show is horrendous and her music is the most fabricated sugar pop ever. Yet her tours sell out in every city and her concert movie made $29 million during Super Bowl weekend. Recent news reports indicate that she will be writing a memoir. Who in their right mind would publish, let alone read her story? Miley's Memoir, the story of how a talentless pubescent hack became a media powerhouse and multi-millionaire.


17 comments:

Stranny said...

i like the last sentence

N/a said...

Two things: First, I doubt you've given her work a fair shake. You've probably heard her music or watched her show for a minute or so before deciding it was crap, while failing to realize that it's actually a cutting commentary on today's youth and their inability to express free thought, while also showing the issues they deal with in their attempt to conform to today's oversexed youth. Just because you think she's crap doesn't mean she is. Second, you're just being an ass because she's successful. Grow up asshole.

Gummybear said...
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PastorHsiao said...

Concerned fan, regarding your comment that the show, "Hannah Montana", is some pretween reality show. Please, what audience do you think ABC wants its show to attract? 'Sophisticated' liberals who think every crumb is social commentary? Liberal arts graduates? Bloggers who over-project their importance? No. It's target audience is 6-12 year old, females usually, who have nothing else better to do on a saturday morning so they watch their "Hannah Montana"s or their "Yu-gi-oh"s or their "Animal Planet"s. 6-12 year olds aren't looking for some stimulating TV show that reflects their own personal experiences, they want cheap, simple, understandable laughs. Besides, why are you even watching a show made for 12 year olds anyways?

Gummybear said...

Hannah Montana is on DISNEY

PastorHsiao said...

both acually

Stranny said...

Disney owns ABC and Disney Channel

N/a said...

Pastor Hsiao: What does the target demographic have to do with the quality of the show? Just because the audience is mainly 12 year old girls, the show can't add a little intelligent humor? and at your point of me watching a show for 12 year olds, don't insult me while you sit back watching Spongebob.

Nicolas: So because he's been given some secondhand knowledge of the show means he has the right to criticize it? That's akin to having a friend who listened to a holocaust survivor, then being told
vaguely the survivor's story, THEN, saying, "Oh, that guy's experiences didn't sound too bad. So he killed his father for a piece of bread, stop being such a bitch about it." The point is, you can't hear about a person's experiences second hand. When you hear about things from someone else, they often get distorted, things are forgotten, etc.
For the second point, how does he know that she didn't earn her success when he doesn't watch her show or listen to her music?

PastorHsiao said...

Fan, i'm not going to respond to you right now because i'm in the middle of a spongebob show.

Anonymous said...

I don't listen to her music, I've seen her show a few times. The only thing I have to say about her is that she's pretty hot.

Stranny said...

potential pedophile?

Anonymous said...

I'm 16, you ass.

Stranny said...

oh, alright
I'm sorry that I offended you

N/a said...

Wow i'm surprised. Why are you sorry that offended him?

dallascowboys said...
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dallascowboys said...

bob griffenburgi second wat u said, and u know wat is hilarious Miley or Hannah or what ever her name is, i heard she is like posing semi-nude hahaha, hella funny how a fucking chick who attracts 5 yo's is know posing, soon she is going to be on fucking playboy, SLUT, just like every hot girl in our school hahaha

Anonymous said...

Viva the amercian dream! I think if you experienced hannah montanah as a 12 year old or even a 15 year old, you wouldnt be complaining about her. but anyway thing is there are a lot of other teen celebrities out there way worse than hannah montana. Look at lindsey lohan, for i.e., all she does is party, drink, take drugs, and do drug rehab. You should actually be appreciating hannah montana cuz she actually works. she isn't abusing her fame, yet, and plus --she's jus another person trying to paint her american dream. no need to hate when it's all just the business of trying to make money. we need people like her for little kids to look up to and then thirty or forty years later and say, "remember hannah monatana?" Cuz hey, its just for childhood and we gotta keep the economy of music and entertainment running. on the less capatilastic side you should actually look at the lyrics to her songs and then judge.