Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Five Dolla Holla



What's with the five dollar footlong sandwich? Why the five dolla holla? What' the deal? Has Subway gone too far? 

Now we all remember the "five dolla holla" on  Yahoo!. The holla depicts a "bling" Abraham Lincoln, in promotion of the five dollar footlong sandwich at Subway. I discovered the atrocity one Saturday afternoon while checking my fantasy baseball stats. For the price of an annoying pop-up and crap flash animations, one receives the privilege of giving someone the "five dolla holla".  Not only is the holla a disgrace to your inbox, it is also a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln, one of our greatest presidents.  Abraham Lincoln should not have been mocked simply for the purpose of selling a foots worth of fat-people food. 

7 comments:

Stranny said...

5 dolla holla!

Gummybear said...

Why is subway fat people's food? Because it's "healthy"?

Stranny said...

no

Stranny said...

i'm just being outrageous, i actually like subway
also, that's the way they advertise it

Stranny said...

i actually remember the 5 dolla holla, and how it looked like and i did not steal

Anonymous said...

I'll give your mom a foot long for five dollars.

Anonymous said...

dont you have better shit to do then worry about how 'Subway' does their marketing? Get a life...and go play "real" baseball not that fantasy gay shit!